The Poetry of
Michael G. Khmelnitsky

Thinking of popsicles and stuck fingermonkeys as phallic objects is almost as great as falling from a tree, clutching a banana leaf.

In other words....

I am debilitated and growing tired of this occupation. Picking watermelons for a living is not easy.

What have we then learned today?

Oranges are great. Too bad there are no clockwork lemons.