The Poetry of
Michael G. Khmelnitsky

hush little baby! don't you cry!
  mommy's gonna get you
  a big! gay! guy!
if that gay guy just won't sing!
  mommy's gonna make him
  wear a big! cock! ring!
if that cock ring won't keep hard!
  mommy's gonna let him
  go andfuck! with! dad!
and if the daddy cries out my! oh! my!
  mommy wouldn't have to sing
  a lull! a! by!