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Dirty Limericks II

January 19, 2009

There was once a young man from Lux,
Who liked to jerk off in a tux.
He smiled with a grin, wiping cum from his chin:
"You might as well have it deluxe!"

There was a young man from Poznan
Who dreamt of fucking young Anne.
He took a quick glance pulling up his pants,
And said: "Hope she doesn't wake up!"

There was once a young man from Moscow
Who went by the name of Joe Blow.
His reason? He said: "If I'd go to a prison
Then my job I'd right away know."