There was once a man named Blazej
Who made figures from papier-mâché.
Once, alone in his house, he made a paper spouse
And got papercuts all over his dick.
There was once a young man named Paul
Who liked to put balls in his anus.
He practiced all night, but fits in only four,
But he hadn't yet tried bananas.
There was once a young man named Mike
Who liked to jerk off on a bike.
The neighbours who'd see him would scream: "How obscene!"
But the neighbourhood sluts said: "I like!"