There once was old Mr. Kildaire
Who ran his truck over a hare.
He said "Oh, how good!" picking it off the hood,
"Well, it's now just a cinch to prepare."
A young man named Michael McGyver
Was truly a terrible driver.
He was quite gay while driving away:
"Well, at least I have left no survivors!"
There was once a man, Derek Troy,
Who lost all his sexual joy.
For a rather good kick, he'd clamp clips to his dick,
'Til he couldn't afford his electrical bill.