How I Write Essays

The time has come to take a shit,
So I will go, and I will sit,
Upon my throne of plastic white,
Where I will think of what to write.

I will release my bowels there,
And then, without the slightest care,
I will return to the pee-cee,
Where I will soon thereafter see

What words will fill my wayward brain
(And then, perhaps, I'll shit again.)