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Dirty Limericks X

February 10, 2020

A young witch named Krystal once said,
"Now bring a young stud to my bed!"
She then cast a curse to make him perverse,
And now they're quite happily wed.

A young girl named Robyn was pleased
To find a big bounty of cheese.
It was quite refined, the smell of her rinds,
But her neighbours would die from a breeze.

A young girl named Claudia quoted,
"I do feel a little bit bloated."
She sipped just a smidge of the wine in her fridge
And then dog of tofu deepthroated!