## th idiot

Fill two glasses with water: one halfway, one quarterway full. At ∗, snap your fingers. At 𝅗𝅥, make a *ding*. At 𝅘𝅥, make a *dong.*

everything can collapse at any moment th moist brown earth opens up & eats you & eats you whole hair nails skin & all ∗ ∗ ∗ ∗ th instant pot holds our destruction th compost heap beckons to th embrace any moment any moment now th falling beams th falling sky will exit our yen & yankeydoodle it out th exit wound ∗ ∗ ∗ ∗ ∗ charge! grey matter all mush while th 𝅗𝅥 grey mangled soft putrefaction by th roadside venus infers sucks cox for a good time call a locksmith in this metaphor is it? it mush it surely mush th margin name for th answer *hold me close tiny dancer* dancer dasher prancer après moi th deluded references included at th ∗ ∗ ∗ ∗ at th end how much is th 𝅗𝅥? how many is th 𝅘𝅥? could you press th 𝅗𝅥? ∗ ∗ ∗ did you hear what I said? 𝅘𝅥 did you hear what I said? 𝅘𝅥 *A squared plus B squared equals C squared* 𝅗𝅥 one less of a triangle *one side of a triangle squared plus another leg of a triangle squared equals th hypotenuse squared* 𝅘𝅥 *alcohol doesn't freeze* ∗ ∗ ∗ ∗ when do you think you'll have this done by? 𝅗𝅥 𝅗𝅥 threesome sucking cox on a divan could I book you for a one on one on tuesday? ∗ ∗ *rolling down th street in my sick four*𝅗𝅥 everything noncollapsed at any moment now collapsed at any moment ты не мог бы мне позвонить? 𝅘𝅥 everything collapse at any 𝅗𝅥 ride that dick on a saturday everything collapse at any 𝅗𝅥 *in xanadu did kubla* 𝅘𝅥 *a stately pleasure* 𝅗𝅥 *decree* we're like a couple minutes away après moi après ∗ ∗ ∗ après & eats you are & eats you are how many metres in a basket? how many chickens can a corndog fit in a casket? how much gas goes in your A4 avant? what rhymes with 𝅗𝅥? th compost deep beckons heap beckons to th host th eucharist is melting on a parchment th wine is jelly in distended appeasement through th 𝅘𝅥 th spiral calls unto a coils into a smoke th snake th ceiling coils into a snake th hand coils into a snake th wife coils into a snake th mind coils into a snake th hand— 𝅗𝅥