th idiot

Fill two glasses with water: one halfway, one quarterway full. At , snap your fingers. At 𝅗𝅥, make a ding. At 𝅘𝅥, make a dong.

To Rod Moody-Corbett

everything can collapse at any moment th moist brown earth opens up & eats you & eats you whole hair nails skin & all ∗ ∗ ∗ ∗ th instant pot holds our destruction th compost heap beckons to th embrace any moment any moment now th falling beams th falling sky will exit our yen & yankeydoodle it out th exit wound ∗ ∗ ∗ ∗ ∗ charge! grey matter all mush while th 𝅗𝅥 grey mangled soft putrefaction by th roadside venus infers sucks cox for a good time call a locksmith in this metaphor is it? it mush it surely mush th margin name for th answer hold me close tiny dancer dancer dasher prancer après moi th deluded references included at th ∗ ∗ ∗ ∗ at th end how much is th 𝅗𝅥? how many is th 𝅘𝅥? could you press th 𝅗𝅥? ∗ ∗ ∗ did you hear what I said? 𝅘𝅥 did you hear what I said? 𝅘𝅥 A squared plus B squared equals C squared 𝅗𝅥 one less of a triangle one side of a triangle squared plus another leg of a triangle squared equals th hypotenuse squared 𝅘𝅥 alcohol doesn't freeze ∗ ∗ ∗ ∗ when do you think you'll have this done by? 𝅗𝅥 𝅗𝅥 threesome sucking cox on a divan could I book you for a one on one on tuesday? ∗ ∗ rolling down th street in my sick four𝅗𝅥 everything noncollapsed at any moment now collapsed at any moment ты не мог бы мне позвонить? 𝅘𝅥 everything collapse at any 𝅗𝅥 ride that dick on a saturday everything collapse at any 𝅗𝅥 in xanadu did kubla 𝅘𝅥 a stately pleasure 𝅗𝅥 decree we're like a couple minutes away après moi après ∗ ∗ ∗ après & eats you are & eats you are how many metres in a basket? how many chickens can a corndog fit in a casket? how much gas goes in your A4 avant? what rhymes with 𝅗𝅥? th compost deep beckons heap beckons to th host th eucharist is melting on a parchment th wine is jelly in distended appeasement through th 𝅘𝅥 th spiral calls unto a coils into a smoke th snake th ceiling coils into a snake th hand coils into a snake th wife coils into a snake th mind coils into a snake th hand— 𝅗𝅥