Who is Emil?
Emil is nil.
Emil can squeal.
Emil can't spiel.
He won't eat veal
with any meal,
but treats congealed
do please Emil.
He don't eat eels.
He won't peel wheels
in his real wee
automobile.
He shies from zeal,
which makes him keel.
(Emil can't kill
Emil won't steal.)
Genteel ideals
hold some appeal,
though those surreal
are an ordeal.
Emil's Achilles's heels
are feels. Who is Emil?
Emil is nil.