Playmate of the Month
| First Name: | Михаил |
| Last Name: | remains to be seen |
| Age: | yes |
| Sex: | no |
| Occupation: | motherfucker with opinions |
| Favourite Activities: | sleeping next to you watching the fireflies of jeju island boiling the ocean on the seawall leaping from rock to mossy rock crunch crunch crunch |
| Turn-Ons: | all that's left is to observe myself the gallery is my cathedral |
| Turn-Offs: | a man at the premium outlets nearly mad with rage his nipples are angry thumbs his wife her finger's crooked scimitar |